BREAKING: Rosie O’Donnell Arrested For Trying To Bribe Lawmakers

JAIL TIME!

On Tuesday, disgrace to humanity Rosie O’Donnell made a huge mistake: she very publicly tried to bribe our legislators.

O’Donnell tweeted Senator Susan Collins and offered to hand her a bunch of cash — $2 million dollars — if she sides with the Swamp and votes against President Trump and Republicans’ middle class tax overhaul.

“Susan – 2 million dollars cash,” O’Donnell tweeted. “Call if u want to negotiate.”

She also offered to bribe Jeff Flake:

Rosie did two monumentally stupid things here: she couldn’t manage to spell “senator” and she committed a crime in full view, leaving herself in an indefensible position — and naturally the FBI had more than a few questions.

O’Donnell was taken into custody Wednesday morning and charged with two counts of attempting to bribe a public official, which carries a maximum penalty of four years in prison per count.

O’Donnell was released on her own recognizance, but her nightmare is just beginning. Soon, she’ll learn that bribing public officials is a serious thing.

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